What turns a sweet young girl into a seller of dirty, wanked-in knickers? Well, here’s how I got started.
Here’s an extract from the article on knicker sniffers in the May edition of FORUM, which included an interview with yours truly. It explains how I got into this peculiar business and why I love it so much, though please note that I’m no longer with my boyfriend.
ARTICLE – Ah, yes – the girls! Just exactly who are these ladies who wear the same pair of knickers every day for a week and masturbate daily and have sex with them on? Well, of course they come from all walks of life, but one consequence of the abolition of student grants is the growing number of students supplementing their incomes through the sex trade. Many young girls turned to lap dance clubs to raise a few extra quid to help pay off their loans, but 23-year-old Kelly, who graduated in physics last year, chose a different path.
FORUM: What made you start selling your dirty knickers?
KELLY: Good question! I think it was a number of things – lack of money, mounting debts, a boyfriend with a dirty mind and also being a student and not really going to the launderette as much as I should. I often used to have a pile of dirty undies in my room and my boyfriend used to joke about and pick them up and sniff them and say how horny the smell made him feel. And again, sort of jokingly, he suggested I could make a fortune selling them online, so we checked it out and realised it might actually be a way of making money.
FORUM: So it was purely financial?
KELLY: Well, I wouldn’t say purely. I’m quite a shy, quiet girl, who’s into physics and chemistry, so I quite liked the idea of having a naughty secret and creating this whole other area of my life. We took some pictures of me in just my knickers for the website, so I even got to have a go at being a model, and then there was all the excitement of waiting to see if we’d get any orders. And me and my boyfriend are both computer geeks, so we knew how to get the website noticed and soon I was getting all manner of requests.
FORUM: What sort of requests?
KELLY: Well, they were much more pervy things than I’d thought. I’d expected just to be selling knickers that smelled because I’d been wearing them a while, but of course that was me being rather naive. And the very first order I ever received was from a guy who wanted me to wee in my knickers.
FORUM: And were you up for that?
KELLY: I was when he said how much he would pay. In fact, weeing in them didn’t really bother me that much. It was figuring out how to package them that caused the most trouble, and then taking them down the Post Office was terrifying. They always ask if there’s anything valuable in the parcel and I didn’t know quite what to say to that.
FORUM: So how often do you get orders?
KELLY: I’d say about five or six a month, with a lot of those being return customers. The smell wears out after a couple of weeks, so most customers come back for more. I can’t really take any more orders than that, because I wear each pair of knickers for a minimum of three days to guarantee they smell strongly enough. And even then, I need to masturbate or shag with them on or they won’t be smelly or crusty enough.
FORUM: Do your customers prefer a certain type of knicker?
KELLY: No, most of them have different tastes and I’ll buy and wear whatever they want. White ones are very popular because they show the stains more and a lot of men like thongs because they know the strap will have been right up the crack of my arse. Actually, I love shopping for lingerie now. It never really interested me before, but it’s nice to buy something knowing just how much it will be appreciated.
FORUM: And do your customers let you know how much they appreciate your work?
KELLY: Oh, you wouldn’t believe some of the emails I get! They like to tell me exactly what they’ve done with my knickers, whether it’s wanking with them over their heads, masturbating into them or wearing them under their clothes at work. I get sent lots of pictures, too, and there’s something kind of weird but satisfying and even rather sexy about seeing a man inhaling my sticky knickers.
FORUM: You mentioned the word weird there, so does it ever get too weird for you?
KELLY: Sure, you have to draw a line somewhere, and in my case, I don’t care how much you offer me – I will not be dumping in my knickers and posting them to you, nor I will be sending you my used tampons or doing anything during my period. I’m fine about guys wanting those things, but for me it’s just not sexy and so I don’t want to get involved. Also, having graduated now, I’m scaling down the business. I took the website offline recently and will mainly just deal with my favourite clients, although if anyone new out there is reading this and they fancy having a whiff of some really filthy knickers, they can email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.